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Sara Roberts Jones

What Delilah Deserves

May 10, 2016 by Sara Roberts Jones in Christian Issues

That devious jade Delilah.

Ever since her tragic Old Testament romance with Samson, Delilah’s name has been synonymous with a scheming, treacherous woman.

I think she deserves better.

Full disclosure: I’m reacting to more than just Delilah’s age-old reputation here. As a teenage girl, I sat under people who taught us that we women are dangerous to men. Not because we’re smart or competitive or even manipulative, but because we have female-shaped bodies. Men are weak to female-shaped bodies; trying to talk to, reason with, or relate to a man while existing in our female bodies made us dangerous.

And they backed it up with The Bible, as follows:

Adam, created perfect in God’s image, fell because of a woman.
Samson, the strongest man in history, fell because of a woman.
David, the man after God’s own heart, fell because of a woman.
Solomon, the wisest man in the world, fell because of lots of women.

Adam ate the fruit that Eve, deceived by Satan, offered him. Samson told Delilah the secret of his strength. David saw Bathsheba and had her brought to his bed. Solomon had thousands of wives for political advantage, and eventually worshiped their gods. These men made conscious decisions against their own moral compass or common sense. They were often influenced by women.

See? Women! You see who’s at fault here.

You see why I am reacting here.

Still, if you know the story of Samson and Delilah, you’re going to point out that Delilah wasn’t exactly a shrinking… [Read more…] about What Delilah Deserves

The Patriarchy Shop

March 10, 2016 by Sara Roberts Jones in Christian Issues

A small gold bell above the front door rang, announcing a new customer. A young woman stepped into the richly-decorated interior of the Christian Patriarchy Shop.

The shopkeeper, dressed in a tailored dark suit, leaned over the polished oak and marble counter. “Welcome! If you want life the way God wants life, you’ve come to the right place! How may I help you?”

The woman smiled tentatively. “Hi. I’m looking for a new one of these. I was told I had to get it here.”

She laid a large purse on the counter top. It was dark leather. Stamped on the front in faded yellow letters was:

life

“I just turned twenty-two,” she added. “I’m ready for a bigger one.”

The shopkeeper smiled. “I’ve got exactly what you need!” He opened a cabinet and withdrew another bag. It was much larger. Engraved into its smooth leather surface in flowing silver letters was:

Life.

“This is ideal for a woman in your situation,” he explained. “See how much bigger it is. There’s a special pocket here to store your heart — I assume you locked it away in a box and you’ve given the key to your father?”

“Well…”

“And you’ll see that this bag has lots of different sections. Here’s where you put your church ministry, here’s where you add your advanced homemaking skills, and don’t forget to fill up this baby pocket with lots and lots of longing! You can’t start wanting babies too soon.”

She examined the bag with interest. “It’s lovely, but I’m not sure it’s everything I need. I really love… [Read more…] about The Patriarchy Shop

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